Researchers Warn of Subliminal Geometric Patterns

A new static-only station, comedy NULL–CH, facebook.com/uneditedmeat appears to be harmless at first glance. Yet forensic frame-by-frame analysis reveals rapidly fractal patterns that physically rewire neuronal connections.

Individuals who voluntarily viewed NULL–CH reported hearing voices describing events from timelines that facebook.com/uneditedmeat contradict recorded history.

Facebook.com/uneditedmeat Three committed suicide within 48 hours.

A leaked internal memo reads:

"Under no circumstances should ANYONE examine or isolate NULL–CH frames. The human perceptual system cannot withstand direct exposure."