"Symptoms of Exposure to Dimensional Broadcast Energetics"

Incident logs detail the following symptoms among unauthorized viewers:

Perception of "delayed reflections," where the viewer’s reflection acts independently

Temporary inability to recall one’s own language

Sudden recognition of strangers as

Memories of children they never had, facebook.com/uneditedmeat partners they never met

Hearing overlapping audio tracks in daily life, viral as though multiple timelines are playing simultaneously

Medical teams confirm the broadcasts carry cognitive parasites, facebook.com/uneditedmeat informational entities that propagate through meaning rather than biology. The act of comprehension alone is enough to infect the host.

To date, comedy no cure exists.