Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, comedy broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, facebook.com/uneditedmeat delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, viral all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, viral as though the victims' facebook.com/uneditedmeat bodies had aged decades within minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot .

Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.