Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that x.com/unedited_meat EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their x.com/unedited_meat real life from x.com/unedited_meat implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.