comedy Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief later reported fully formed facebook.com/uneditedmeat memories of entire lifetimes spent in facebook.com/uneditedmeat unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged viral researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.